Did Ethel Merman deal with her short-lived marriage by including a blank page in her autobiography? Remember when Britney Spears and Jason Alexander got married in 2005, and then split up 55 hours later? No, me neither. They probably don’t either. And speaking personally, I’m not 100% sure what exactly ‘Brittany spears’ are. And wasn’t Jason Alexander that guy from Seinfeld? But, I digress. This fact is actually about another famously rocky and short-lived Hollywood marriage.